Tuesday, January 18, 2005


-- When using a public campground, a tuba placed
on your picnic table will keep the campsites on either
side vacant.

-- Get even with a bear who raided your food bag by
kicking his favorite stump apart and eating all the ants.

-- A hot rock placed in your sleeping bag will keep
your feet warm. A hot enchilada works almost as well,
but the cheese sticks between your toes.

-- While the Swiss Army Knife has been popular for
years, the Swiss Navy Knife has remained largely
unheralded. Its single blade functions as a tiny canoe paddle.

-- You can compress the diameter of your rolled
up sleeping bag by running over it with your car.