CAMPING TIPS

-- When using a public campground, a tuba placed
on your picnic table will keep the campsites on either
side vacant.



-- Get even with a bear who raided your food bag by
kicking his favorite stump apart and eating all the ants.



-- A hot rock placed in your sleeping bag will keep
your feet warm. A hot enchilada works almost as well,
but the cheese sticks between your toes.



-- While the Swiss Army Knife has been popular for
years, the Swiss Navy Knife has remained largely
unheralded. Its single blade functions as a tiny canoe paddle.



-- You can compress the diameter of your rolled
up sleeping bag by running over it with your car.