Monday, February 07, 2005

Answers Please...

Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds"
when they know there is not enough?

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest,
but ducks
when you throw a revolver at him?

Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?

Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?

Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the
end you
first try?

The statistics on sanity are that one out of
every four
persons is suffering from some
sort of mental illness. Think of your three
bestfriends, if they're okay, then it's you.