Toughest Time Of My Life

"I had the toughest time of my life. First,
I got angina pectoris and then arteriosclerosis.
Just as I was recovering from these, I got
tuberculosis, double pneumonia and phthisis.
Then they gave me hypodermics. Appendicitis
was followed by tonsillectomy. These gave way
to aphasia and hypertrophic cirrhosis. I completely
lost my memory for a while. I know I had diabetes
and acute ingestion, besides gastritis,rheumatism,
lumbago and neuritis. I don't know how I pulled
through it. It was the hardest spelling test I've ever had."