Friday, March 04, 2005

Toughest Time Of My Life

"I had the toughest time of my life. First,
I got angina
pectoris and then arteriosclerosis.
Just as I was recovering
from these, I got
tuberculosis, double pneumonia and
Then they gave me hypodermics. Appendicitis
followed by tonsillectomy. These gave way
to aphasia and
hypertrophic cirrhosis. I completely
lost my memory for a
while. I know I had diabetes
and acute ingestion, besides
lumbago and neuritis. I don't know
how I pulled
through it. It was the hardest spelling test
I've ever had."