Has Anyone Seen Jake

A sheriff walks into a saloon and shouts for
everyone's attention. "Has anyone seen Brown
Paper Jake?"

"What's he look like?", asks one shoddy -
looking cowboy.

"Well", replies the Sheriff. "He wears a brown
paper hat, a brown paper waistcoat, a brown
paper shirt, brown paper boots, brown paper
pants, and a brown paper jacket."

"So what's he wanted for?", asks the same cowboy.

"Rustlin'."