Monday, February 28, 2005

Difficult Job

Saturday, February 26, 2005


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Wednesday, February 23, 2005

The Challenge

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The Bulletproof Future President

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The Bulletproof George Washington

Tuesday, February 22, 2005

New UNC Invention

New UNC Digital Clock:

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Saturday, February 19, 2005

Cat Retirement

Thursday, February 17, 2005

Live Camera On Honolulu

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Two-Parent Families

iWon cartoon of the day by Randy Glasbergen

Tuesday, February 15, 2005

Find 9 Pandas

Monday, February 14, 2005

Who Can This Be?

So the men marveled, saying, "Who
can this be, that even the winds and
the sea obey Him?" - - Mt 8:27

The only thing more terrifying that
having a storm outside the boat was
having God inside the boat!

- - Dr. John MacArthur

New Library Books

Hot Dog!: Frank Furter
Nuclear Power Bafflement: Ken Fusion
Rangers In The Night: Forrest Fyar
Crocodile Dundee: Ali Gator
As Solid as...: Rocco Gibraltar
Life Six Feet Under: Doug Graves
Artificial Weightlessness: Andy Gravity
Car Repairs: Axel Grease
It's Springtime!: Theresa Green
Chicago Gangs Of The '30's: Tommy Gunn
Keep it Clean!: Armand Hammer
Mountain Climbing: Andover Hand
Volunteer's Guidebook: Linda Hand
Errors and Accidents: Miss Takes and Miss Haps
Tug of War: Paul Hard
I Love You!: Alma Hart
Acrophobia Explained: Alfredo Heights
The Squeaking Gate: Rusty Hinges
Woulda Been A Great Shortstop: Kent Hitt
Pull with All You've Got!: Eve Ho
How I Won The Marathon: Randy Hoelway
House Construction: Bill Jerome Holme
Laid Off!: Gwen Home
Poetry in Baseball: Homer
Split Personalities: Jacqueline Hyde
Preparing Leather: Tanya Hyde
It's All In Your Head: Madge Ination
Wind In The Maple Trees: Russell Ingleaves
Neat Shirts: Preston Ironed
The Last Roundup: Brandon Irons
Mardi Gras Time: Lou Isiana
The Shrinking Society: Les Ismoor
Mosquito Bites: Ivan Itch
Inflammation, Please!: Arthur Itis
You're Kidding!: Shirley U. Jest

Saturday, February 12, 2005

Jesus Loves The Little Children

If you then, being evil, know how
to give good gifts to your children,
how much more will your Father
who is in heaven give good things
to those who ask Him! - - Mt 7:11

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"Assuredly, I say to you, unless you are
converted and become as little children,
you will by no means enter the kingdom
of heaven. - - Mt 18:3

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Then little children were brought to Him
that He might put His hands on them
and pray, but the disciples rebuked
them. - - Mt 19:13

Palestinian child stopped by Israeli soldier at a checkpoint

But Jesus said, "Let the little children come
to Me, and do not forbid them; for of such
is the kingdom of heaven." - - Mt 19:14
Children of Beit Ummar

But when the chief priests and scribes
saw the wonderful things that He did,
and the children crying out in the temple
and saying, "Hosanna to the Son
of David!" they were indignant.
- - Mt 21:15

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"O Jerusalem, Jerusalem, the one who kills
the prophets and stones those who are sent
to her! How often I wanted to gather your
children together, as a hen gathers her chicks
under her wings, but you were not willing!
- - Mt 23:37

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"Whoever receives one of these little
children in My name receives Me;
and whoever receives Me, receives
not Me but Him who sent Me."
- - Mark 9:37

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And Jesus rebuked the demon,
and it came out of him; and the
child was cured from that very
hour. - - Mt 17:18

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Then He took the child by the hand,
and said to her, "Talitha, cumi," which
is translated, "Little girl, I say to you,
arise." - - Mark 5:41

Not Now!!!

Friday, February 11, 2005

Important Question

Thursday, February 10, 2005




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"Those who give up liberty for the sake of
security, deserve neither liberty nor security."
-Benjamin Franklin

Wednesday, February 09, 2005

Warning to all dog owners...

Warning to all dog owners...

Watch your dog!!!...

Dogs are being picked off one at a time...

They are falling in great numbers.

Police advise all dog owners to "Watch your Dog".

Tuesday, February 08, 2005

Boring Prof

A profesor at the North Carolina State University*
was known for giving
boring, cliche-ridden lectures.

At the beginning of one semester, an innovative
class breathed new life into the course by assigning
baseball plays to each hackneyed phrase delivered
by the professor.

For example, when the professor said, "On the
other hand," that counted
as a base hit. "By the
same token" was a strike out; "and so on"

counted as a stolen base.

Divided into two teams by the center aisle of
the lecture hall, the students played inning
after inning of silent, but vigorous baseball .

On the last day of class, the impossible
happened: the score was tied
and bases
were loaded! Then the batter hit a home
run! The winning team
stood and cheered

Though deeply appreciative, the professor
later was quoted as wondering
why only half
of the students had been enthusiastic about
his lectures.

*Premier Institution of Higher Learning in North Carolina.

Lego Church




How long to build it? It was about a year and a half of
planning, building and photographing.

How many pieces of LEGO to build it? more than 75,000

How big is it? About 7 feet by 5 1/2 feet by 30 inches
(2.2 m x 1.7m x..76m)

How many lego people does it seat? 1372

How many windows? 3976

It features a balcony, a Narthex, stairs to the balcony,
restrooms, coat rooms, several mosaics, a nave, a baptistery,
an alter, a crucifix, a pulpit and an elaborate pipe organ.


Jill complained to Nina, "Rosey told me that you
told her the
secret I told you not to tell her."

"Well," replied Nina in a hurt tone, "I told her not
to tell you I told her."

"Oh dear!" sighed Jill. "Well, don't tell her I told
you that she told me."

Monday, February 07, 2005


"For God so loVed the world,
........That He gAve
..............His onLy
.................ThaT whosever
.......Believeth In Him
..........Should Not perish,
.......But have Everlasting life."

John 3.16

Answers Please...

Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds"
when they know there is not enough?

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest,
but ducks
when you throw a revolver at him?

Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?

Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?

Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the
end you
first try?

The statistics on sanity are that one out of
every four
persons is suffering from some
sort of mental illness. Think of your three
bestfriends, if they're okay, then it's you.

Come On In!!!

Saturday, February 05, 2005


iWon cartoon of the day by Randy Glasbergen

Friday, February 04, 2005

Baking Cookies

iWon cartoon of the day by Randy Glasbergen

Thursday, February 03, 2005

It's Been A Long Day!!!

Tuesday, February 01, 2005

Dear American Soldier

Recently, Cable News Network (CNN) posted a very
moving story about U.S. soldiers who have received
letters from fellow Americans. The soldiers fighting
a war on the other side of the world carry with them,

photos and words of encouragement from children
who want to show their patriotic support.

According to Pat Centner, coordinator for AFA's
"Dear American Soldier" campaign, "These letters
are the direct result of AFA supporters who gave

messages of hope to men and women protecting
our country." She says a miracle has allowed AFA
to get over 15,000 letters to the soldiers, despite

the anthrax scare (Read more about this miracle
from an earlier report).

The campaign began last fall, when AFA encouraged
citizens to write letters to soldiers. Both hand-written
letters, and those written via a special Internet site,
are hand delivered by Chaplain (Capt.) Aaron D.
Nowland at Ft. Hood, Texas.

Centner refers to a letter of thanks by Air Force Senior
Master Sergeant Vernon Ash. "Words cannot express
the warm feeling one gets from someone else's caring,"
he wrote, " really means a lot to us for the folks at
home to pick up a pen and paper and take the time to
write people they have never met."

Centner recalls one special story about a homesick
soldier. "It seems that when the letters from AFA were
received overseas, they were spread on a table. Soldiers
gathered there and scrambled to grab one or two for

themselves. After a moment, one soldier gasped in
astonishment, 'Oh my, you're not going to believe
this, but this letter is from my daughter!'"

I appeal to all 'Thought & Humor' friends to take a
moment to go online and send a letter "from the heart"
to a member of our service personnel.

Remember to forward this message to your address
list. God bless you for caring and acting!